So, today has officially been crazy. Let's start off first thing this morning. Maddy is clingy and whiny. She wanted to be held constantly. Fast forward to about 10 am.
Joe comes running up from the basement. I think Ruthie is chasing him. Here's my thought process from here on in:
Joe, I guess Ruthie is chasing you, huh? Where's Ruthie? No, Joe, No! Don't rub your butt on the ground! You must have poop sticking to it. Poor Joe. Oh my gosh, look at that carpet--three feet of smeared poop. Maddy, sweetie, it's ok, please stop fussing. I gotta grab Joe before he keeps rubbing. OH MY GOD IS THAT GROSS. Run to the bathroom with Joe and close the door. No, Maddy, please stop crying. It's ok, I'm with Joe. Joe what did you DO!?!? ICK! Is that PLASTIC COMING OUT OF YOUR BUTT?!?! IT IS!!! Oh YUCK. (Put Joe down and gag.) Ok, well, I gotta pull the plastic out of your butt Joe so get ready. Well, I have toilet paper, that will do. Pull. YUCK! GROSS. Gag. Throw it in the toilet. Maddy, sweetie, it's ok! I'll be there in a second! No, Joe don't go anywhere. Thank God for the person who made Clorox disinfecting wipes. Pull the poop of Joe's tail, thigh, butt, throw it in the toilet. I really hope that goes down. Maddy? Maddy??? Why are you so quiet? Are you playing in that poop streak?!? Run out to see Maddy still by the door, whew! Put Joe down, get the carpet cleaner and more wipes. Maddy, please stop hanging on me. I'm sorry kiddo, into the playpen you go. Scrub, scrub, scrub. Still not completely coming out. Will need to use the carpet cleaner later. Sweetie, it's OK, I'M right here!!! WHY are you still crying!?! Ok, well, wash up. Take off my sweatshirt that has poop on it from holding Joe. Throw it down the stairs. Now I'm standing in a sports bra and shorts!!! Come here Maddy, it's ok... it's ok.. it's ok....
SHEESH. Then Maddy refused to take a morning nap. She and I snuggled a lot until one. At one I laid her back down and she slept til 2 and I got my workout in. As I walked up the stairs she bursted out crying but the stopped so I showered anyway. Now I'm here. And she's making noises so I think she's up again or never actually wnet back to sleep after her HOUR afternoon nap. It could be a long night!
Oh, and when I went to work out in the family room downstairs I found MORE STREAKS on that area carpet. I'm not dealing with it though right now. I will scrub that stain along with the upstairs tonight after Matt gets home. Oh, and I need to scrub the stain from the A + D ointment as well from last night. You see, Matt was working in the basement and I heard a huge crash and then nothing. So I thought he may have fell. So I grabbed Maddy and ran to the basement stairs when, "POP PSSSSHHHHH!!" Maddy must have taken it out of the diaper bag I have down here and left it on the floor. Well, I didn't see it so I stepped right on it. It was virtually full. Well, not after I stepped on it. So now I have a huge grease stain in the middle of my living room (freshly cleaned) carpet. And a three foot poop streak stain nearby too.
It has been a DAY!!! Monday, Monday!
Tea of the day: Stash Green Chai Tea
WO of the day: 30 minutes elliptical, stretching, situps and pushups