Teaholic not quite anonymous

Hi everyone! We're here at Grandma and Grandpa's but will be home tonight. Maddy did great on the trip down and is sleeping pretty well here. She's down for a nap right now. Well, I'm not going to stay, but I wanted to quick post a little blurb that I received from a friend of mine (thanks Tina!). I thought it was quite cute and apt for this time of the year! Enjoy! I will update more either tonight or tomorrow after unpacking and laundry.

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder ? We Three Queens
Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and
Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on
an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

10. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but
Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles
from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little
Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. Depression--- I'll Have a Blue Christmas Without
You.......(Elvis pretty much summed up depression with that
song!!)